MAMA'S FRYOID FINGIE WILL BE EXTRA CUTE!!

I dust heard Mama n Daddy talking and the hopsittal is gonna make Mama's fryoid fingie extracute on July 27th! That's Mama n Daddy's SEBENTH annibersurry too! They was gonna be at the spot then though, you know where Mama goes to see Miss Hodges and Patty Cure? Last year she saw MANNY Cure too, that must be her brudder! And then the goes in the pool filled wiff mimmerals. But now they can't go that week acause they's gonna make Mama's fryoid fingie extracute on that day and then.....

UM, are you SURE that's what you hearded?!!

yup, I hearded her say the peeples at the hopsittal are going to extracute it!

You sure she dint say EXECUTE it?

purrdy sure

kinda sounds the same don't it?

sorta! Do you fink that's what it is??

yeah, I think so!

What does that word mean?

It means they're gonna KILL it dead like Raid kills bugs!!

THEY'RE GONNA KILL MAMA?

No silly, dust her thyroid!!

OH!! OKAY!

So eberybunny, Mama's date at the hopsittal is July 27th.

lub Taz

AND THE BERDICT IS......

I's sorry, I was apposed to only has about 47 sleeps or maybe 17 or 19, but I hassed one extra one and then forgotted to blog to let you know what's rong wiff Mama after she gotted home from the docker and Mama's got Grabe's Diseese which is what the other docker tole her a little bit berry long time ago when it was falling last year, you know like in Setemmer or Oktober when the leabes fall that's why they calls it fall but now we knows for a-sher that Mama has Grabe's Diseese an if you don't nose what Grabe's diseese is it is the same fingie that Oreo's Mama has and

GRAVE'S disease!!

huh?

GRAVE'S disease I said

I know, GRABE'S diseese I SAID

No you dint you said GRABE'S disease, not GRAVE'S disease!!

But it's the same fing rite?

yeah you dust said it wrong!

But Grabe's Diseese means Mama's fryoid fingie is berry hyper like a sticky person who eats too much shugger and so they gots to murderize it wiff TBactibe EyE oH DieN until it's dead like how RAID kills bugs and then gib Mama Sin Froid for the resta her life, but the fingie you said, what is it?

It's the same thing!

SEE! TOLE you so!

sheesh!

And then so when they gibs Mama the TBactib EyE oH DieN

Not TV active Iodine, RADIOactive Iodine!

oops

so then when they gibs Mama the radioactib EyE oH DieN it could prolly prolly murderize her fryoid fingie ascept nobody will go to prizzin for murderizing it acause that's how to make Mama better but that dust sounds a little bit berry crazy acause then she won't be hyPER actib fryoid fingie anymore, she'll be HY POE actib fryoid fingie and don't ask me what the differints is acause either way the fryoid fingie don't works no more but the docker says he gonna make Mama feels all better and that's dust about time acause Mama is dust a little bit berry cited to make joolries again and paint pitchers and take pitchers wiff the flashie box and bild webbed sites and eberyfing she misses doing and her eyes leaked dust a little bit tiny much dust acause she was happy she don't has the big sea fingie wiff toomers in her froat so maybe sumtime soon she can paint pitchers again and make purrdy fingies wiff the purrdy gemstones and preshiss medal klay fingies (that's called PMC!) and play wiff fire and kno what? when the fryoid fingie is fixed, Mama could maybe dust be able to sleep again which means we won't be abul to blog at free fordy too in the morning like we are now acause Mama will has the puter off and she be in bed sleepin like she's apposed to so we is looking forward to that acause Mama needs to sleep ebery now and then and then maybe she can do fings in the little bit berry scary dribing monster again and pretty soon mama can take the monster to the redhouse to buy plants for our condo partment balcony and then

greenhouse

you know you really gots to stop rupting me angul how am i posed to tell my story anyhow and then when the plants are on the condo partment balcony maybe the dragons will come back and angul can eats one and then bommit yaks onna floor and our furriends can come to slay dragons wiff us all night long has a sleepober pardy and speeking of sleeping i gots to go to bed now lub taz

and Angel!!!



pee ess guess what Canada runned out of? Radioactive isotopes. Don't ask me what those are, I dust know it's what's gonna make Mama better ascept they are nuclear and our nuclear plant shutted down so now we needs to get radioactive isotopes from the great hot south, but they said it mite just be 6 weeks so that isn't too berry bad acause Mama has been sick a berry long time so 6 weeks is not too long to wait, but if any of the kitties has any radioactive isotopes hanging around, you can maybe give it to your mailman for us k? You can dust send them to: Mama c/o The Great White North

Thanks!!

HANDY TAZ-ENGLISH TRANSLATOR

Grabe's Diseese = Grave's Disease
Fryoid Fingie = Thyroid
TBactib EyE oH DieN = Radioactive Iodine
Radioactib EyE oH DieN = Radioactive Iodine
Sticky person who eats too much shugger = Hyperactive child
Sin Froid = Synthroid
Synthroid = Synthetic Thyroid hormone medication
hyPER actib fryoid fingie = Hyperactive Thyroid
HY POE actib fryoid fingie = Hypoactive Thyroid
joolries = Jewelry
big sea fingie wiff toomers = Cancer
preshiss medal klay fingies = PMC
PMC = Pure 99.9% silver particles in a binder that when shaped and fired becomes solid silver, perfect for gorgeous original jewelry creations
free fordy too in the morning = 3:42 a.m.
little bit berry scary dribing monster = car
dragons = dragonflies

ONE MORE SLEEP

Only one more sleep!! Tomorrow Mama goes to the doctor to find out what wrong. It's only one more sleep for her but it mite be 7 kitty sleeps for me and maybe 19 or 27 for Taz. She's getting a head start now. It's a little bit berry warm here today, all I can say is it's about time. We actooly had snow sometime this month but it didn't stick around acause I told it not to if it knew what was good for it.

The cold air blowing masheen is making a funny noise though, yelling at Mama a bit so she's gonna call Mr. Sears to come fix it for free if she can ever find the papers with his phone number on it. The cold air masheen in the bedroom works good though. Mama is hassing a hard time laying down though. For a little bit berry long time, her back pain has gotted a little bit better and she dint has to has too many pills, but alla sudden, she can't lay on it and that makes going to bed a little bit berry hard to do. Which makes Mama hot. Even hotter acause her
fryoid fingie thyroid tells her what tempritcher to be and it says right now she should be a little bit berry boiling hot even though it is a little bit berry rong. But maybe tomorrow Mama can has that fixed. So Mama is going to go to bed to hurt or to the livingroom to sweat, one or the other, but prolly prolly not both. taz says hi luv angel

BAMPIRE BLUDD SUCKERS STOLED MAMA'S BLUDD TODAY

Mama wented to the bampire ladies dust a little bit berry short time ago and they sucked out summa her bludd to test her fryoid fingie and now Mama gots to wate seben more sleeps then she sees the indocryilliest to find out what is rong wiff her fryoid fingie and seben sleeps is not a berry long time but it's prolly prolly about 49 or 27 or 135 kitty sleeps, so that's a little bit berry long time but I likes to sleep a lot so it will prolly prolly go a little bit berry fast and then we'll know what's rong wiff our mama lub taz

& Angel too!!

NOW THE WAIT BEGINS

Mama hadded her tests yesterday and she isn't radioactive anymore but now we gots to wait for the results and Mama is worried but she oberherded the ladies at the test place and after the second test they wondered if they should do the fird acause they said "it's obvious what the problem is, do we needs to do the fird test??" but they did anyhow and now we's all at home waiting for zults of the tests and we has to wait a little bit berry long time but it gets a shorter time ebery day and we're already down to firteen days now so that's berry good but I was a little bit berry bad girl sometime today or yesterday and Mama doesn't know which but I hided the fone and I can't member where either, I dust know I prolly prolly hitted some buttons on it so when Mama gotted up this morning she was a little bit berry happy acause if she gotted a fone call it would mean its berry bad news but she dint get a fone call so that's good news ascept then she went to call the place that makes pizza in Houston so they could bring her some fishies and chips (Mama has berry good taste in foods I fink!) and then the fone said "line in use" so then we played find the fone for an hour but I hided it berry berry good so now I don't eben know where it is eben and Daddy will has to help later but Mama unplugged the fone and then plugged it back in and now the other one works so now they dust brotted her fish and chips so I gots to go make sure she can eats it all by herself udderwize I could help mebbe lub Taz & Angel too!!

RADIOACTIVE WEDNESDAY

Mama will be going radioactive today.

Today is the day for her thyroid scan.

Good thing it came fast!!!

We'll keep you informed, as soon as we can!

Angel (and Taz too!)

MAMA IS BERRY SICK

Sorry we disappeared. Mama is berry sick and gibbed up on the bloggie for a while.

Mama went to the merginssy room a coupla times but the last time Daddy hadded to call a ambleeints. Mama falled asleep and hadded acid reflucks and it burned her lungs and she couldn't breethe. When she was there, finillie a docker tested her fryoid fingie and Mama says her TSH went MIA, tho I don't quite know what that means. Mama says to say it means her fryoid fingie is killing her.

She gotted hart pippletations and she gots tickercardzeea which he hadded a berry long time, but now it means her hart beats a berry berry fast way Mama says as much as 180 beets per minnet which is berry berry bad, specially cause the pippletations means her heart is beeting outta her chest hard, but I been looking and so far I hasn't seen it pop out, but I gots to be careful, dust in case.

Mama's fryoid fingie tells her body was tempritcher she should be and it's telling her she should be berry berry hot right now, so right now she is 100 or so but yesturday she was 101 and the day before that 99.5, so it bounces round like a rubber ball. Daddy gibbed Mama his allergies but when she gotted them, it made her berry sick so she's been in bed for free days now and I go to keep her cumpnies acause she is berry warm and snuggly and when she isn't, then she has pillows that go in the nukerwave oven and then THEY are berry warm so I sneak in and lay on them when her footies move a bit and then I shares it wiff her.

Mama says the fryoid fingie also tells her she better not go to sleep eber eber again, so if they can fix the fryoid fingie, then she can finally sleep some we finks.

Mama's bludd presshers is berry berry high eben though she takes dubble one pill and added a new one and then added a new one and then dubbled that too. Her bludd pressure gotted to 196 ober 126 the other day and her pulse fingie was 144 just from getting outta bed. So she hadded to eben dubble the pills again.

But Mama says to tell you that she don't hab that idiot docker no more. Dust afore she gotted berry berry sick, her back still hurtied a lotta times and she wented to see him like usuil but this time he said no more pills and he dint eben gib her any notice and she was in a berry lotta pain and he refused to gib her anyfing that would work proper acause she cant take no aunty flamitrees who eber she is acause they don't work so gudd wiff her udder prollems and so she said you aren't gonna treat me then? And then she fired him. Dust right there onna spot. Only then Mama gotted sick and had a flew wiff tempritcher that was 102 and she hadded no docker yet so Daddy tooked her back to him and you know what he did? He walked in the room and walked right back out and said he wouldn't treat her at all. Daddy chased him down and tole him she needs her bludd pressure medsinns and the stoopid docker writed them but he's a idiot.

When Mama was in the mergincy room afore, she meeted a new docker who was berry berry nice, he checked out Mama's back and gabe her the pills and did a See Tee Scan and tole her bout a docker who dust started here and she dust got outta school and he was her teacher for a berry little bit and he wanted her to see Mama so he rited a letter for her and Mama took it to her, but unfortoonittly, the docker hassn't read the letter yet and that's berry bad, but Mama and Daddy gots pointmints for July which is still a berry long time away and Mama needs a docker berry berry bad, but her indocricktollyist is sending lots and lotsa papers to them so maybe they will finally meets Mama and then she has a docker again.

Daddy is a little bit berry scared too acause Mama gots to has a radioactive iyidine test but that's not why he's scared, he's scared acause the wait list for the test is three monfs but the indocricktollyist tole her that they put a rush on it so she can mebbe hear in a monf or so... but that's still not why Daddy is ascared. Daddy is ascared acause Mama got the call in 23 hours, that's why he's scared. He finks mebbe it dust mite be berry berry bad.

Mama tries to be berry berry careful acause she bended ober to pick up my toy mousie to frow it to me one day and her heart beated 170 times in a minnet, so she can't do berry berry much anymore acause she finks her ticker might stop ticking, so she's being berry berry good. the stairs are berry berry hard acause they make Mama's hart go to fast then she can't breethes and it's purrdy importint to breethes, I fink.

Dust so you know, Mama losted her docker that berry day we rited the last bloggie post. She did go to her Mama's for the artistic retreat but then she gotted berry sick and Daddy camed to get her. Mama has not made any joolries. She dint work wiff no silber and she dint burn her Daddy's grodge down either which is prolly prolly purrdy good news anyhow. All her stuffs is still in the box she took to her Mama's and it is berry berry sad. Mama can't eben paint. She is berry berry tired and she's been watching me rite all this so now I gotta go acause Mama is berry berry tired of watching me rite and she has to help me push buttins to finish this, so I better make sher she goes to bed rite away!

That is our update.


Please pray for our Mama??

Angel & Taz

HANDY TAZ TRANSLATOR

merginssy room = Emergency Room
ambleeints = Ambulance
fryoid fingie = Thyroid
TSH went MIA = Thyroid Stimulating Hormone is missing in action - TSH is ZERO
hart pippletations = Heart palpitations
tickercardzeea = Tachycardia
aunty flamitrees = Anti Inflammatories
See Tee Scan = CT scan
indocricktollyist = Endocrinologist = hormone doctor/thyroid doctor
radioactive iyidine = Radioactive iodine
silber = Silver
grodge = Garage